No book reviews, no blog posts, and I’ve almost disappeared from Facebook and Twitter: What could be going on? Meanwhile the deadline for the Writers’ Mill Journal, an (almost) annual publication from our local group of writers, came and went and…well…that’s what’s been stealing my attention and my time.
For my sins I’m compiler and editor in chief, and we had lots of pieces to be compiled, carefully stored online by our intrepid computer guru, Rom. Now we have a large document with nine sections, nearly 60 pieces of writing, and around 35 pictures. But we, at last, means more than just me; and I’m looking forward to a little more spare time, since I’ve finally sent that doc to our intrepid team of editors. Six editors. 200 pages. Around 35 pages each.
Of course, the journal is only almost complete, as you might see from the heading to this post. It’s one thing to ask our brave authors to write, and write we do, most wonderfully (see last year’s journal above – enjoy!). But asking us to write about ourselves; that’s an entirely different matter. So the author bio page languishes, while sentences and paragraphs drift in email replies to be added to those author names.
First person bio or third is the first question to be asked of course. Does
- Joe Soap says, “I’ve been writing since I learned to wash my face…” work better than
- Joe Soap has been writing since…
I’m going for third person–at least, that’s what I said–though several writers insist on first. What do you think? Which sounds more professional to you?
Then there’s the question of one sentence, or two, or a paragraph or two, or a page. For myself, I’ve got bios of varying lengths on almost every website, Facebook and Twitter included, all different, and mostly out of date. I’ve got a mini-bio in the signature line on my emails, also out of date (depending on whether I’m writing from my computer or my phone). I’ve got bios on my books, bios in the back pages of as yet unpublished books, bios on publishing websites, bios re-edited, bios…
But we’ve got 200+ pages, and every page costs, and we run this on a money-less shoe-string. So I asked our authors for just one or two sentences, or maybe three or four.
I sent a sample:
- Joe Soap has been writing since he learned to wash his hands. He’s the author of several unpublished books, has taught laundry techniques in high school for many years, and can be found online at joesoap.com.
And the answers are still slowly trickling in.
Meanwhile, here I am, finally finding time to write a blogpost. Since most of my readers write, which makes you authors of a kind, I’ll set an author bio challenge this time:
Write (or find your latest) author bio, in all its multi-paragraph glory: Who are you? Then…
- Pick out the section that describes how long you’ve been writing. Which words are most important? Rephrase them in one short sentence.
- Pick out the section that describes what you’ve done with your life. Which detail is most important. Rewrite it in one short sentence.
- Pick out the section that describes why you write. Which words are most important? Rephrase them in one short sentence.
- Pick out the section that describes what you’ve written. Rephrase this in one short sentence.
- Pick out the section that describes where you can be found online. Which place is most important, or easiest to find, or best linked to everywhere else. Mention this in one short sentence.
- Now combine your first and second sentences, second and third, third and fourth, and fourth and fifth.
- Combine the resulting sentences, shortening, deleting, and EDITING until you have just two (one short and one long is good).
- Now you’ve got a nice brief author bio that might even fit on Twitter!
So here’s mine:
- Sheila Deeth has been telling stories since before she learned to write. She’s the author of contemporary novels from Second Wind Publishing, childrens animal stories from Linkville Press, and The Five Minute Bible Story Series from Cape Arago Press, and she blogs at…well…here ’cause you’ve found me!
I guess I should go update all those other random bios wherever they lurk now. But first, I’ve still got 35 pages to edit…